12 Thoughts Every Girl Has When She Goes Down On A Guy

4. Please Don't Let There Be Wee On His Peen

Why oh why did you just think about that? Now you're convinced that you're basically just cleaning his penis with your mouth. Why do genitals have to be so close to where the wee comes from? Who designed our bodies to make this so unfortunate in terms of logistics? You wonder if any urine dregs might poison you. Is it ok to stop and ask? No? Ok, just battle through then and pray it'll be over soon. Hang on, now you need a wee too. Bugger. Think about something else, think about something else.