12 Thoughts Every Girl Has When She Goes Down On A Guy

3. Oh Lord, I Really Need A Drink

Mmmm, orange juice. You're thinking about orange juice. Or lemonade. Or a nice cold creamy milkshake. Balls, you're so thirsty and you didn't realise until now but now you're thinking about it, the thirst is unbearable and it needs to be quenched. Did anyone ever die through dehydration while giving oral? People have died in weirder ways, you don't see why it's not possible. Christ, your mouth is unbelievably dry, he must be having the worst time right now, like dry humping a bucket of sand. You muster up as much saliva as you can and go in for the finale.