12 Thoughts Every Girl Has When She Goes Down On A Guy

9. Oh No, There's A Hair In My Mouth

ARGH THIS IS THE WORST. What do you do? Stop and sit up, and excuse yourself while you go and tweeze the hair out of your molars? Or carry on and pray you won't swallow the hair or cough it up like a cat later on? OR do you stick a finger in your rather busy mouth and try and fish the stupid thing out while still going ahead with the task in question? It's on your tongue now, you can feel it. Bleurghhhh it feels horrible, get it out, get it out. And there are so many more hairs right by your face which could potentially jump in after this one right after you eventually get this one out. Why can't he just wax like you do? There is surely no other more awkward decision to make. You battle on.