12 Thoughts Every Girl Has When She Goes Down On A Guy

10. Does That Noise Means I'm Doing OK?

He just moaned, quite loudly actually. Dammit, you knew you weren't cut out for this oral business. Why didn't you just have some good old fashioned missionary where YOU could lie still and enjoy all the pleasure? You slow your head movements down a bit in the hope that whatever pain he's feeling will end. Oh no, he just moaned again. What are your teeth doing? Sometimes they get in the way and you come close to nipping the end of him without realising. You pause, hesitantly, and then he thrusts himself back into your mouth with a force that feels like a bulldozer. You take it pretty well and only sick up into your throat a tiny bit. Christ, why is it so hard to keep going?
 
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