12 Thoughts Every Girl Has When She Goes Down On A Guy

7. I've Got Cramp In My Neck

The inevitable has happened. Your neck has finally decided to quit on you, and now you've got to do something about it before some long term affects set in. You sit up, wriggle seductively up his body while rolling your head around frantically in order to get rid of the neck cramp (if the lights are on, you better hope he's got his eyes shut), and pull him gently onto his side. So now you're also lying on your side, and you carry on going at it. It hits you all too late that you've made a terrible decision: your neck is still at an awkward angle and now your elbow underneath you is taking the brunt of your weight. Why is it SO HARD to give a good BJ?