12 Thoughts Every Girl Has When She Goes Down On A Guy

6. Shall I Try That Thing I Read In Cosmo?

Your up and down mouth movement doesn't seem to be getting you anywhere. It feels like you've been sucking at this bit of sausage shaped flesh for days. Maybe it's time for a change up. You frantically whiz through your mental Kama Sutra and remember the advise Cosmopolitan magazine gave you: use your tongue, focus on the tip. Alright! A brief respite for your neck, a bit of exercise for your tongue, and maybe a little point of concentration which might finally bring him to orgasm. Oh no. He's just thrusting deep into your mouth again. Clearly he didn't like your mimicry of a kitten drinking milk. Ah well, resign yourself to give head until the end of time.