There's a universally nice moment that occurs on Facebook, which causes everyone to temporarily go all mushy and doe-eyed over; when two friends go "Facebook Official" and announce their relationship. But sometimes this feeling is soured when it becomes apparent that the couple are some of the most cringe-inducing specimens of humanity ever born to this world. When the couple begins gushing directly TO each other in statuses, we have a problem - especially if they live together and are clearly ignoring the normal convention of just talking to each other's faces. These are the sort of people who will confess their undying love for each other because of some ordinary event... in the comments underneath their own status. What you're left with is a scroll of vomit-inducing drivel, which really shouldn't see the light of day, much less be thrown into the computers and phones of every friend of the gushees.
