Never has there been an epidemic strike the world in such a bizarre manner as the duckface. It's a phenomenon which makes sense to not a single person, as the main culprits are totally unaware that they're doing it in the first place. The duckface is a crippling disease which takes hold of the afflicted at the precise moment a camera is put before them, forcing their lips to protrude in a ridiculous and unattractive fashion, resembling a duck's beak. I emphasise, literally nobody in the history of people with eyeballs has ever found this image to be attractive. Yet, younger women and Jersey Shore-styled men everywhere are incapable of stopping themselves from making this face in every picture. I propose a combative remedy to rid your timeline of such behaviour; every time one of your friends uploads a picture of themselves posing like poultry, mimic it, particularly if you are of the male persuasion, as it really helps to convey just how ridiculous the expression looks.
