13 Hideous Things No One Tells You About Being Pregnant

11. You Will Fart. A Lot.

With great hormones, comes great gas. You can't stop this from happening, because you don't have the same control over your muscles when you're pregnant. Hormonal surges are running wild round your body, slowing down your gastrointestinal tract and relaxing muscles. Be prepared to fart in front of your in-laws, colleagues, unsuspecting shop assistants... everyone, everywhere. And not a dog in sight to blame it on.