13 Hideous Things No One Tells You About Being Pregnant

12. Cervix Kicks

Is that the baby kicking, or Bruce Lee giving it hell in your womb? The second trimester of pregnancy is when you start to properly feel those adorable flitters of life, or quickening, as it's known. Those magical feelings soon subside, though, when you're thrown to the floor with what can only be described as "lightning vagina" - an electrical-charged fireball between your legs as your cute little baby-friend boots you in the cervix.