13 People You're Guaranteed To Meet Working In A Call Centre

13. The Jobsworth

There are always plenty of these to encounter. If your call centre has no work dress code, they€™ll turn up in a shirt, if it€™s business casual, they€™ll still insist on wearing a tie. They€™ll garner titles like €œteam leader€ or €œknowledge champion€ for generally little to no extra pay. They sit there with a smug, satisfied grin as they€™re taking calls and every customer is important to them. Their breaks are spent telling you how good the call was that they just had. You€™ll see them every lunch time, always trying to sit with the managers, cue awkward looks upon the manager€™s faces. Constantly at work every dayshift that you are, as they€™re happy to take on as much overtime as possible. They are always there with advice for you, how you could€™ve made that call better, or, €œhey, did you know about this new incentive?€ Always buzzing around the call floor, be sure not to tell them about anything you€™re doing that you shouldn€™t be, because you will be told on. It€™s alright though; you€™ll pass them again on their way to the middle.
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