14. Walking Down Linthorpe Road Trying To Choose A Takeaway
It's true, there are probably thousands. Usually, the best one is whichever happens to be closest, but let's all take a moment to appreciate that age old complication of standing equidistant between The Pizza Shop and Boro Pizza. You know you're going to get the same rank parmo from either anyway, but are you in the mood for greasy or extra greasy? Actually, scratch that. See you at Gi-Gi's.