14 Problems Only People From Middlesbrough Will Understand

13. Vowing (Lying) To Climb Roseberry Topping One Day

It's on everybody's To-Do list, but you know you never will, especially since there are snakes up there. Besides, you had a lecture on the tenth floor of Middlesbrough Tower this morning (and, of course, the lifts were broken again). That's enough exercise for one week.