14 Problems Only People From Middlesbrough Will Understand

12. Being Out Of Town And Fancying A Parmo

Face it, it's a lost cause. Even if you can find somewhere that has branched out into making them, it's never going to be a Boro parmo. It's going to be... different. Odd. Wrong. Despite the seemingly simple ingredients, the intricacies of actually making a good parmo don't seem to have made their way out of Middlesbrough yet.