14 Problems Only People From Milton Keynes Will Understand

5. People Dogging At Willen Lake

While Willen Lake may look like a picturesque scene on the outskirts of the city centre, it is in fact a hot spot for dogging. You know, people getting it on in cars and inviting strangers to join in the cramped fun. You only know this because it was normal during your teenage years to go and sit in your first car with your friends and smoke cigarettes at night. But once you were approached by a man with his flies undone. And another time you saw what you thought was 20 naked people in a Honda. And another time you saw a head bobbing up and down in a suspicious-looking manner. It was thrilling the first time (€œPeople having sex in public, can you believe it!€) and then just creepy from there on. And you couldn€™t look your grandparents in the eyes when they suggested a nice family visit to Willen Lake one Sunday afternoon.