14 Problems Only People From Milton Keynes Will Understand
9. Understanding The Car Park Colour Codes
Youre driving around the shopping centre looking frantically for somewhere to park (so many shops, so little time) and youre bombarded with a bunch of different coloured lines indicating the prices of each parking space. Well this looks confusing, maybe you should go and try the car park on the other side, by the market you love to frequent on a Saturday obviously youll be perusing around its stalls today and avoiding the butchers van which smells so terrible. But no, wait: the colour coded areas are everywhere. So the purple bits are 40p? And the red bits are... HOW MUCH? You settle for parking in a purple area and commit to a ten mile trek before you reach the shops.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).