14 Problems Only People From Milton Keynes Will Understand
8. Wonderworld Can Be Dangerous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmWrAgwev1g While the night club Wonderworld has held some great nights in the past, theres also been a few too many other nights when some serious s**t has gone done and youve wondered if you were actually in a jail house brawl rather than MKs most trendy drinking venue. Youve seen some awful sights in there: a girl pulling another girls hair out by the fistful in a catfight; guys squaring up over a spilt drink and knocking each others brains out; bouncers carrying three people at once to the door and throwing them out into the street like animals. Its all you can do to ignore the fighting and carry on dancing on the light-up dance floor and hope someone doesnt shank you while youre dancing to Timberland.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).