14 Problems Only People From Minneapolis Will Understand

6. The Beaches Are Zoos

We€™ve got twenty-ish lakes. If it€™s a remotely nice day and you feel like a swim, rest assured that each and every one will be packed like elephant seal mating season. Even Hidden Beach. Unless you go to the beach to €œsee and be seen,€ this can be off-putting. Are we all just possessed by a hive mind impulse to prove we€™re a City of Lakes?
 
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