14 Problems Only People From Minneapolis Will Understand

5. Being Forever Enviour Of The Lake Of The Isles

So you just moved into a pleasant three-bedroom in Nokomis. You€™ve only got one roommate, so you can use the extra room for that kickin€™ library you€™ve always wanted. Bunnies frolic in your yard. After warring with slumlords for overpriced apartments for years, you€™re finally happy where you live. Then you find yourself strolling around Lake of the Isles. Every one of those homes (read: palaces) looks like someplace where Scarface could settle down. You realize, buddy, you€™ve got a long way to go. Keep climbing that ladder.