14. Everyone Expects You To Talk Like "Fargo"
The further from Minneapolis a persons point of origin is, the more they think we sound like characters from Fargo be it the 1996 film or the FX television series, both of which get lots of mileage playing up our regional quirks. I tell you now: nobody says oh yah in Minneapolis. We absolutely do not sound like a Nygaard, a Lundegaard, a Solverson, or a Gunderson. We do not, about 98% of the time. Admittedly, when were swept up in a great flow of emotion, every now and then, we cant help a nice long o sound. And yes we do say Mary, marry, and merry all exactly the same. Want to fight?