14 Problems Only People From Minneapolis Will Understand
9. The Al's Breakfast Hero's Journey
Als Breakfast is beyond question the best breakfast youve ever had. But like the mythical treasure it is, breakfast at Als is all but impossible to attain. Assuming you dont storm the doors at 6 AM, you have quite a voyage ahead of you, hero. The line starts outside and inches through the vestibule into the restaurant, with its intense heat. The whole place is the size of a glorified hallway packed with oxygen-consuming bodies. Your virtues are tested while you stand directly over the lucky ones who are already sitting and eating. The whole undertaking makes it almost not worth it. Many have tried. Some have fainted.
