10. Every Car In Uptown Wants To Kill You
Uptown is a dark mirror kind of U of M, in that your fellow drivers are the crazy ones. Driving in Uptown is like an impossible Nintendo space shooter. Youre just a guy in a spaceship trying to get from here to there. Youre dodging enemies. How there can be such an overwhelming number of them, and why they are zipping all over the place, you do not know. Its not a question of whether youll be hit by something, but how long it will take.