14 Problems Only People From Minneapolis Will Understand

10. Every Car In Uptown Wants To Kill You

Uptown is a dark mirror kind of U of M, in that your fellow drivers are the crazy ones. Driving in Uptown is like an impossible Nintendo space shooter. You€™re just a guy in a spaceship trying to get from here to there. You€™re dodging enemies. How there can be such an overwhelming number of them, and why they are zipping all over the place, you do not know. It€™s not a question of whether you€™ll be hit by something, but how long it will take.
 
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