1. You Knew You Were Going To Be Sick
A taxi driver's cab is essentially their office and they dont tend to react too well when you projectile vomit all over it. Strange eh? How can scraping sick off the back of your chair not be a highlight of the shift. Especially if you have the beaded seat covers. You had a bit of warning that all was not well with your stomach, you know you did. But instead of asking the driver to pull over you took a deep breath and tried to use mind over rapidly rising matter. You failed. No excuses, no forgiveness. This is not one of those occasions where marks are awarded for effort. *If anyone wants to own up to even worse misdeeds you can share your shame in the comment box below.