9. You Dress Like A Slut On Halloween
There are two types on girls on Halloween: The Cady girls and the Plastic girls. You either go for the downright scary look or you wear a dress that barely covers anything, stick some ears on your head and are astonished when people don't understand that you're a mouse. Halloween is a day dedicated to remembering the dead so dressing up as an animal and kissing your cousin isn't the best way of celebrating when you really think about it.