6. South London Is Fine (Once You Get Past Elephant & Castle)
Yeah, cycling in south London is mostly OK. There are pretty good cycleways and the trip into town is really lovely- who doesn't love a bridge? Overall, it's a nice place to have a bike and- OH GOD WHAT IS THIS, WHERE AM I, HOW DO I GET OFF? IS THIS ONE ROUNDABOUT? HOW IS IT SO BIG? ELEPHANT & CASTLE, ARE YOU TRYING TO LITERALLY KILL ME? OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD...OK. It's over. We got through that together. Now, I'll just turn down this street and OH GOD I'M BACK ON IT! DO ALL ROADS LEAD HERE? IS THIS PURGATORY? IS IT TOO LATE TO START PRAYING?
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
