14 Things To Prepare For If You Date A Girl With Big Boobs

4. You'll Miss Them When You're Gone

If you guys ever break up, no other girl's boobs will compare to her glory. You should treat her (and them) exceptionally well so that she'll never want to break up with you, and then you, her, and the twins, can live happily ever after. So just don't screw up and you won't be denied access because having them all up in your grill is a privilege. She with also withdraw any type of fondling or sexy time if you've had a falling out too. You have been warned.
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