14 Things To Prepare For If You Date A Girl With Big Boobs

12. They're Both Funbags And A Weapon

Don't be fooled, because although they look and feel like glorious, soft bags of fun, they can also pack a punch. The reason that your girlfriend has back problems is probably because of how heavy her boobs are. So if you think about how much one boob weighs and then you take into consideration how fast she's running towards you, when she jumps and smacks you full on in the face, that's going to hurt. She'll also injure herself at one point too. Standard.
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