14 Things To Prepare For If You Date A Girl With Big Boobs

11. They're Not A Replacement Pillow

Whilst they may be the comfiest things in the world for you to lie on and have a little snooze, there's nothing worse than having a space invader squash your boobs down into your chest and ribs. Unless you're invited to perch there, don't begin to mistake them for a pillow because after a while, you're going to make her boobs push into themselves with the weight of your head. Warning: they may also pop. Second warning: it can also creep her out. Having someone lay on your bosom reminds her on a maternal relationship, and that's something she doesn't want to have with you.
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