3. BNOCs
Natural Habitat: Every single nightclub photo album on Facebook, various Tab articles
Distinguishing Features: Gaggle of hangers-on The mythical Big Names On Campus and Tab journalists go hand in hand. They've worked out a pretty sweet deal for themselves: the BNOCs keep the page views flooding in, and the Tab continues to publish articles about them. It's a never-ending cycle, and one which can't fail. Seriously, did you see that 'Most Eligible Bachelor' article the other day about the guy from Hatfield? Pointless, right? You clicked on it though. You know you did.