2. Long-Distance Couples
Natural Habitat:Their room. On Skype. Every night.
Distinguishing Features:Trust, patience, mammoth phone bill "You and I / Ended over U.N.I.", so sang Ed Sheeran, beloved songbird and undisputed champion of our generation. However, plenty of school sweethearts go on to defy his lyrics with the help of communication technology, regular six-hour train journeys down south, and an avoidance of Klute's seedier regulars.