Natural Habitat: Loveshack (topless), Klute (topless), the gym (clothed, just) Distinguishing Features: Protein shake, banter Subject of many a scathing feminist blog post, rugby lads are a controversial species. Some see them as honest, fun-loving groups of mates who simply enjoy a drink. Others view them as a dangerous menace to society, the manifestation of lad culture's ugliest extremes. Fortunately, one thing can be agreed on: they shouldn't take their shirts off in clubs. Their bodies may be enviable, but coating their fellow students with wave after wave of sweat is doing nobody any favours.