9. Bailey Girls
Natural Habitat: Tesco on North Road, hungover in your 1pm Thursday seminar
Distinguishing Features: Home counties accent, sweatpants, hair piled on top of head Take a stroll around the Viaduct on a weekend afternoon and you'll see scores of bailey girls, all floating around in a post-Klute daze like a well-spoken school of fish. They'll shamelessly spend ages in the supermarket queue, stocking up on kettle chips and ice cream to ward off their vicious hangovers. Bailey girls used to fall into two distinct categories - blonde and brunette - but somewhere down the line they merged into a strange combination of both. This evolution is known as "dip-dyeing", and remains something of a mystery.