Also called the windowmaker or The Black Death, the cape buffalo of Africa kills over 200 people a year. They are large, unpredictable beasts with horns that are fused over their skulls. Their horns are so thick that sometimes theyre even bulletproof, which means that they have better equipment than you can buy at the Army Navy surplus store. The cape buffalo is also more emotionally stable than a lot of humans. They work together with the herd, take turns to vote and protect babies. Theyll also engage in mob behaviour to ward off attackers like lions, which is probably better than getting out a cell phone and taking photos of your buddy getting mauled.
