15 Awesome Ways To Epically Resign Your Call Centre Job

13. Refuse To Perform

Kind of like throwing a hang-up marathon, but more subtle. At some point in time it occurs to every call centre employee to draw a line in the sand and declare enough is enough. The bosses have just rolled out a new system of torture that they have conveniently labelled an "incentive," some new metric you'll have to adjust for if you want to keep your paycheck, and instead you say you're done with the endless abuse that brings no reward. Instead of performing, just sit in after call work for hours, waiting for high noon to arrive. When a manager realizes you're not working make some small speech about this new aggression not standing and quickly exit the building before security arrives.

12. Throw A Concert Of One

You don't have to search long to find the obligatory, but beautiful, guitar wasting away in the dustiest corner of a millennial's one bedroom apartment. Night after night it beckons to its master to be set free from the tomb of a battered case where its strings have been rusting in peace for years. We stare at our forlorn friend with sadness. Where did the days go when we could afford to spend hours alone together playing great tunes? Oh yeah, a call centre job. Being a rock star just didn't work out quite like we thought it would. Go figure. We're not even sure where the noisy little troublemaker of a pocket amp is hiding, but we have a funny feeling it may involve a trip to mom's. It's time to lay some teenage angst to rest and exorcize the demons. You began life wanting to be a rock star, not a call centre representative. Well, by God, show them who you were meant to be. Grab that guitar and amp, and go into work blaring some sweet notes of rebellion. Watch as a crowd of your co-workers follows you like the pied barbarian, jostling to hear your ax skills all the way out the door. It's an encore their melted faces won't soon forget. Now you have all the time in the world to pursue a dream of legendary musicianship... right until next month's rent is due.