15 Awesome Ways To Epically Resign Your Call Centre Job

3. Destroy Your Work Station

Let's get diabolical for a moment and plan a departure of biblical proportion. As a call center representative you know the frustration of staring helplessly at a useless computer screen for hours while the phone drops an endless cycle of tear-stained torture in your ear. The customers are not what's troubling you; it's your inability to solve their problems most of the time. Sometimes your discontent can reach levels of Godzilla fury and you just want to take that computer and phone out to a field somewhere and beat their bolts out like the guys from Office Space. Not bad, but a flame thrower's better. How are they going to make you take calls when nothing is left of your work station except melted plastic? Answer: They can't because you left a letter of resignation taped on top.

2. Build A Cubicle Fort And Declare War On The Rest Of The Centre

Going back to a line in the sand and aggression not standing, if you really want to make a splashy exit, why not secede from the rest of the place? Complete the wall around the 4x4 prison cell you call an office cubicle and declare yourself a sovereign nation with the foreign policy of a Comodo Dragon. Your immediate objective is border protection on all fronts and at all costs. Hey, if warlords in Eastern Europe can do it, so can we. Who needs recognition from the United Nations anyways? Talk about a hostile work environment (okay, it's a bad and ridiculous joke, we're sorry).