15 'Facts' You're All Wrong About

2. The Number Of The Beast Is 666

€œIt€™s all over popular culture: movies, music, you name it. The Antichrist€™s number is 666. Not sure what his area code is, though€€
For two millennia, the number 666 has been known and feared as the devil€™s symbol: the mark of the Beast, his son, who as the Antichrist will rule the world in blood and horror before the final judgement of God. Cheerful stuff, we€™re sure you€™ll agree. Even if you€™re not a Christian (or a Satanist, maybe) and you don€™t believe in such delightful stories of love, harmony and turning the other cheek, you€™ll have heard of the number ranking right up there with the number 13 as considered incredibly unlucky. The number itself is taken from the final book of the Bible, Revelation: the hallucinogenic fever dream of a man known only as John, about whom very little is known. In it there are umpteen number puzzles and ciphers and bizarre imagery, all apparently designed to keep paranoid schizophrenics and conspiracy theorists busy for a few thousand years, and the mark of the Beast is one such. 666, that€™s the one€ except it€™s not. A recent new translation of the oldest copy of the book of Revelation in existence has proven that the number of the Beast is actually 616. They were fifty off€ good news if you€™re buying a sofa, bad news if you€™ve spent a small fortune avoiding any mention of the number 666, as happened with US highway 666, which was renamed highway 491 a dozen years ago at significant time and expense. Worse news for Moscow€™s highway administration departments, though€ back in 1999, they renamed their ill-fated bus route to Hell from Route 666 to Route 616. So now everyone has transport to the end of the world. Good to know.
 
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