12. You Never Know Where You're Going
Lost, lost, always lost. There's so many new buildings you have to learn to navigate around, they have built this University like a maze and yet they still expect you to get to class on time? Where's that map of the campus again?
11. How To Live With Party Insomnia
Of course you always get your recommended eight hours sleep, you just space it out over a week. There's no such thing as an early night when everyone around you becomes their most sociable at 3am/4am. You can't be seen to miss a party and besides how many lectures do you have to fall asleep in before it's considered a problem? Five....six?