2. Religious Vocation Doll
Religion is nothing without followers and the more you have, the stronger it is. So when it comes to attracting new members to the church, the younger you start, the more chance you have to keeping lifelong worshippers. It is the same with any product like MacDonalds or Coke, the younger you get people hooked, and the more chance you have that they will continue to consume your product into later life. So it is hardly surprising that some bright spark in the Catholic Church came up with the Religious Vocation Dolls. Designed to expose children to toys that reflect the nature of consecrated life and introduce them to the possibility of a religious calling in early childhood, the Vocation Dolls come complete with 5 Real-Life Religious Vocation Stories and creepy grins. You have a choice of either Sister Mary Clara or Father Juan Pablo but if you really want to screw your kids up, I recommend buying both.