1. Poopy Times Fun Shapes
While some toys on this list are ill thought-out mistakes, the Poopy Times Fun Shapes kit is bordering on something much more sinister. If having a poo wasnt fun enough, some bright spark thought that to make it that much more magical, kids would go crazy with joy if their poo came out in the shape of stars and hearts. The idea is that just before your offspring goes for a number 2, you bend them over and insert a piece of plastic into their happy area. If you are still not convinced, the blurb on the box reads: Make bathroom time fun again with the original SafeGlide adaptor and Poopy Times shapes! What will your kids poop out? However, looking at the product, it doesnt seem fit for the purpose its been designed for. I image it must take considerable skill to push poo through a thin tube like that and for it to come out in magical heart shape. Anyhow, you can have fun trying with your childbefore the police come and take you away.