15. Chopped Up Lady
All serial killers started off as children. That guy who murdered 25 prostitutes because he didn't like days of the week that begin with the letter T; he was once an innocent little boy with all the hopes and dreams that come with being someone who's biggest worry is what toy to play with next. At some point, something goes wrong and they end up on a path of destruction that involves murder and dismembering. If for any reason you wish for your offspring to become a murdering, sexual predator; as with any future career, it is best to build the foundations from an early age. So trust the Japanese to develop the perfect toy for you. The chopped up lady comes with detached limbs that ooze blood and a facial expression that will either evoke sympathy or sexual excitement depending on how your brain is wired. If you buy this for your child I'll presume it is the later.