13. Slashed Wrists
As soon as you become a parent, the thought of your child being hurt in anyway is butt clenchingly unimaginable. And therefore, there are some situations you never want to imagine you children in and committing suicide is at the top of the list. While I had zero tolerance for the mock outrage over the Mental Asylum outfit this Halloween that forced supermarkets to remove the costume from their shelves; someone taking their own life if a fit of despair and depression is a whole other matter. So you have to pretty twisted to make it look like that they have slashed their wrists. Even if you make it part of some hilarious Halloween get up, the sight of slashed wrists on your child has to be an uncomfortable sight that no parent in their right mind wishes to ever see. But in any case, some company thought that rubber slash wounds (complete with step-by-step make up instructions) would make an awesome gift for children.