There's always one person who has made it their mission that night to not go home alone. They're probably so drunk that they'll go home with anyone and they'll always be lingering on the dancefloor after the lights have came on and outside when everyone else is having a chat. They'll definitely have talked to you at least once during the night, but because they were slurring their words and sort of drooling, you decided to pass. You'll then notice them going around to everyone in the whole club and before you know it, they're back to you having made a full circle of the place. They'll end up going home with a cone and they'll be pretty happy with that, until they wake up.
