15 People Who You Encounter On Every Night Out

11. The Fake Tan Gone Wrong Kids

These are the people that you'll hear before you actually see them. They'll smother on so much fake tan onto their skin that they look dirty and blend into the walls. Bonus points go to the people who only fake tan their faces because for some bizarre reason, they think that looks good. Not only do they smell of stale biscuits, it's all over their clothes, they're constantly pouting and you just don't understand why anyone would think that an orange duck looks attractive. Less is definitely more in this situation.
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