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4. Just Hangin' Out

Another few who might be spending some quality time in a hospital VERY soon. This method of appliance repair is also the stuff of nightmares: dangling out the window - who knows how many storeys up - with naught but two friends' grips on your jeans preventing you from plummeting to the ground, where an almost-certain death awaits you. It's enough to give even the most fearless of daredevils a serious case of vertigo. One also must wonder: was there not a simpler, less life-threatening way to do this? Or, at the very least, a more secure way of hanging out the window? Fingers crossed that his pants are cinched tightly.

3. Yer A Wizard, Harry!

Let's count just how many ways this stunt could end in disaster: 1. The "wizard" could hit the edge of the pool, which would result in some seriously broken bones. 2. He could hit the massive rock, which would also smash him up quite a bit. 3. A little thing called physics (inertia, to be exact) could drive him straight through the water and directly into the concrete bottom of that pool, which would cause more than a few bumps and bruises. In fact, there are far more ways this feat could end in tragedy than in triumph. And that's not considering what damage to his family jewels would be caused by swift impact with that broomstick. Ouch.
 
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