15 Precious Lord Of The Rings Chat Up Lines

5. It Looks Like Meat Is Definitely On The Menu For You Girl

Who Would Use It: Snaga The thing about girls is that if they do love meat, they'll be able to have it when and if they desire it. Never rush a girl to put meat in her mouth and whatever you do, never push a girl's head down towards your 'meaty' area because it won't end well. Think of it as more of an all you can eat buffet, these things take time and they're far more enjoyable after you've warmed up your stomach with a starter. Whilst that may have been the worst metaphor you've ever read for oral sex, the moral of the story is, don't throw your meat at anyone.
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Lover of Tolkien's world, Harry Potter and baked goods. A camel once put his head on my shoulder and it was the best day ever. sara@whatculture.com