6. Are You A Dragon? Because Your Treasure Is Golden
Who Would Use It: Thorin Not only as you implying that your love interest is smoking hot (not scaly) and that their goods are pretty remarkable, but you're subtly suggesting that the night will end in flames - in the good way. Who wouldn't want to succumb to a night of burning desire with some Tolkien enthusiast that they've just met? Let's just hope that they're not too tired from all the hoarding they've been doing recently.
