15 Precious Lord Of The Rings Chat Up Lines

2. You Must Be The King, Because You've Got Me On My Knees

Who Would Use It: Arwen Because all women know how to keep their men happy. Ladies, this one will have his ego inflated as well as his downstairs giving you a standing ovation for your wit, charm and confidence. It doesn't even matter if foreplay isn't your strong suit because he'll probably be so happy and amazed by you that he'll be too busy dreaming to notice you fumbling about. You'll feel empowered and even if you don't want to go through with it, just get yourself to a river that he can't cross.
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