1. I'm Like Lembas Bread, One Taste Of Me And You'll Have Your Fill
Who Would Use It: Legolas This is horrendous but too funny to not give it a try. However as every girl will know, once is definitely enough in terms of 'oral traditions,' but sexy time is definitely needed more than once. Besides, who only ever takes one mouthful when they can have the whole loaf? If you have ever used a Tolkien inspired chat up line and it's worked or failed with epic proportions, please write your experiences in the thread below.
