15 Precious Lord Of The Rings Chat Up Lines

12. How About I Take You There And Back Again?

Who Would Use It: Bilbo Oh Bilbo, you old charmer, you. Only use this one if you have immense confidence with your performances in the bedroom because if you promise to take someone to a place that they've never been before like Hawaii and they end up in Middlesbrough, they're going to be left extremely disappointed. They'll probably not want to go anywhere with you ever again, both physically or orgasmically.
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