13. Were You Forged By Sauron? Because You Are Precious
Who Would Use It: Gollum It's most likely that the girls who consider themselves to be precious princesses aren't going to be a fan of the Lord of the Rings, and they'll most definitely have nightmares about Sauron's smile. But if they don't understand the reference, they'll probably appreciate being called precious and you'll get to regale them with your trip that saved the world - they'll never know.
